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Episode 9 - 9 Comes After 7? (56:02) - 7 November 2009
(.mp3 @ 51.3MB / .ogg @ 45.0MB)

Much babble about upcoming conventions, introducing our new host, and discussion of an entirely too intimate nature. You know, pretty much same-ol' same-ol'.

Carrie's Glossary:
All the words I later had to look up because she's the smart half of this duo.
Foofaraw, Folderol, Defenestrate, Archipelago, Ecumenical, Eschew

Some bonus material: Carrie's Mogwai and Something in Me

00:00 Intro Music (“Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse”)
00:28 The show starts.
00:43 Yes, that is Jess figuring out that we're talking about her.
02:07 Yes, Scabies
02:58 How did I end up at Netscape?
03:41 Racism: Part 1 or Carrie Teaches About Racism
04:26 Jer can't help people on the side of the road
04:58 Yes, that was "Rape the fuck out of her"
05:56 Our super long word...the "game"
06:35 Cryptosyphafooferolderal...abies
06:56 Urethra sex
08:15 We try to get folks to show us urethra sex
09:39 Flashed by Limey, vision saved by the laptop
10:03 ...then Jer falls in love with a dude
10:28 We attempt to get back to the longest word, 4 minutes later
10:49 Adding opisthotinis courtesy of Lucy
11:04 Adding fenest from defenestrate
11:11 Brendan's urethra
11:46 ConFusion January 22-24
13:56 Peter Beagle on a Segway. How do we make this happen?!?!?
15:03 Jer's understanding of geography is stellar!
20:30 Whale Fart Dance at ConFusion
22:30 SkenCon III: CarrieCon
23:45 Ooops, Jer finds out Carrie's date wasn't invited to SkenCon...by asking him if he's going on air
24:32 ConVocation February 18-21
25:02 What is in Sken's Browser History Round 1 - Fuckin' nothing
25:17 Round 2 - Fuckin' nothing
25:22 Round 3 - More nothing...most boring browser ever!
29:30 Penguicon
29:42 Spider Jerusalem does not equal Spider Robinson
31:26 Racism 2: Jer hates German-pronounced names
32:26 Inadvertent obscenity that was almost certainly...umm...vertent
34:03 Pounding Pudding
34:29 It's smoscast.com douche. jer@ that.
35:40 Jer gets distracted by hot Pocohontas for a while
37:54 At exactly this moment, Nick magically appears
39:56 Racism 3: Racism gone wild!!
40:18 Trust me, at this point the stuff I had to cut was ridiculously out of control. Funny, but too far!
41:54 Penguicon is missing the rest of the guests of honor
42:51 Yes, we will BOTH be in drag. There WILL be photos
43:27 A great soundbyte. Soon to be a drop!
43:56 It's a fine line between mogwai and smeagol
45:45 It's a similarly fine line between a furry and Silence of the Lambs
47:11 The effectiveness of the Penguicon board
47:40 Ignore the sudden cut...guess who has never heard a SMOScast before? Carrie!
48:01 Jer tries to start a mother-daughter team
49:19 We get some boob-age
49:44 Back to the drag show discussion
51:15 We are going to WindyCon! (Well, some of us)
54:38 Time to wrap things up
55:03 Outtro Music (“Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse”)
55:51 Secret bonus tracks...SHHHHHH!